When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home

from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section

and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very

sure you get this brand.



When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect

the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable

clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the

thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that

it will not become chipped or broken.



Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will

notice that in small print there is a statement:



"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally

tested".



Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I

do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."



HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB

THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!